Funny Doodh Wala Shayari

Hamare doodh wale ne dudh ka rate do rupaya parti kilo bhadha ker bataya
to hum ne us se pucha ,
bhai ! Aachank itni mehngai kaha se aai ???
Vah bola sahab do din se nal nahi aaye hai
is ley doodh ke rate badhaye hain.

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

Source : Funny Shayari

Chandni raat thi

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya ..

Taken from : Shayari