ik haseen khawab c zindagi,
nafrat di thaan pyar c zindagi,
zindagi katdi nahi usto vagair,
jiwen sarda nahi dil nu dhadkan to vagair,
koi pal ni ajeha jad oh yaad na aawe,
kyu aa mere ton oh dooor,pr eh samajh na aawe,
koi kami nahi meri zindagi vich ,
pr udaasi jrur ae meri zindagi vich,
kinjh dasan mai usnu,
kinjh jiwangi mai usto vagair,
ikalleyan hi rasta badal leya j usne mere ton vagair,
manjil wal chale gaye j oh mere ton vagair,
kde sochdi han puchan mai usti ,
pr usdi chup ton mil geya jawab mainu…
bs madhu di ehi c zindagi ..
bs ik paani da bulbula hi c meri zindagi……….
Dec 8, 2012
He loves me not
God his body is so f**king hot
I wonder what mom would say
If she knew I thought about dad this way
to hum ne us se pucha ,
bhai ! Aachank itni mehngai kaha se aai ???
Vah bola sahab do din se nal nahi aaye hai
is ley doodh ke rate badhaye hain.
May 8, 2012
May 13, 2008
Mar 19, 2008
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….
Source : Funny Shayari
Mar 18, 2008
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:
First Guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend.
Second Guy: That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool.
Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word. So they ask him, You haven’t said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?
Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m., When it goes off, I shut
off my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, ‘Golf Course or Intercourse?’
So she says, Wear your sweater.
Source : Funny Jokes