Punjabi Shayari on Zindagi

ik haseen khawab c zindagi,
nafrat di thaan pyar c zindagi,
zindagi katdi nahi usto vagair,
jiwen sarda nahi dil nu dhadkan to vagair,
koi pal ni ajeha jad oh yaad na aawe,
kyu aa mere ton oh dooor,pr eh samajh na aawe,
koi kami nahi meri zindagi vich ,
pr udaasi jrur ae meri zindagi vich,
kinjh dasan mai usnu,
kinjh jiwangi mai usto vagair,
ikalleyan hi rasta badal leya j usne mere ton vagair,
manjil wal chale gaye j oh mere ton vagair,
kde sochdi han puchan mai usti ,
pr usdi chup ton mil geya jawab mainu…
bs madhu di ehi c zindagi ..
bs ik paani da bulbula hi c meri zindagi……….
madhu harchandpuri


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I love Him Funny Poem

I love him
He loves me not
God his body is so f**king hot
I wonder what mom would say
If she knew I thought about dad this way

By Dinogirl

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Funny Doodh Wala Shayari

Hamare doodh wale ne dudh ka rate do rupaya parti kilo bhadha ker bataya
to hum ne us se pucha ,
bhai ! Aachank itni mehngai kaha se aai ???
Vah bola sahab do din se nal nahi aaye hai
is ley doodh ke rate badhaye hain.

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Funny Beer Picture

Terrorist Cat

Comments and Graphics

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

Source : Funny Shayari

Four Married Guys

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following

conversation took place:

First Guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out

golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every

room in the house next weekend.

Second Guy: That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build

her a new deck for the pool.

Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I

will remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has

not said a word. So they ask him, You haven’t said anything about what

you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?

Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m., When it goes off, I shut

off my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, ‘Golf Course or Intercourse?’

So she says, Wear your sweater.

Source : Funny Jokes