Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10) Cats’ facial expressions.
9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
7) "Fat" , clothes.
6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.
4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3) Eyelash curlers.
2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1) Other women.

Taken from : Funny Jokes

Dating Dictionary

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of

money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with

a person whom you don’t especially like in the present

and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals

of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to

communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty

looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily

due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that

a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance

who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her

totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which

is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities

that initially attract two people to each other turn

into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to

do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible

to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a

particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny,

but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears

to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive

your date is.

Taken from : Valentines Day