Dating Dictionary

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of

money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with

a person whom you don’t especially like in the present

and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals

of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to

communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty

looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily

due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that

a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance

who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her

totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which

is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities

that initially attract two people to each other turn

into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to

do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible

to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a

particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny,

but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears

to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive

your date is.

Taken from : Valentines Day